Good looks, a witty sense of humor, and humility are only three of my many, deadly flirting skills. I also possess an air of intellectual snobbery; an absolutely-average-but-manageable-body (no six pack, just how you like it;) a love of golf and televised sports; a gluttonous appetite; and impulsive behavior in the areas of drinking, eating, sex, and shopping. Women can barely resist my charms and tendencies.
I am interested in finding a woman who would like to join me in drinking abusively, having the kind of sex that belies a wanton disregard for the dangers of STDs, and spiraling in an out-of-control fashion into a terrible cycle of codependency. Unfortunately, none of those were options in the "Looking for" section, so I had to go with "athletic."
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